You Say, I Say

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If you're interested in anything but wonderful, straight sex, or you're male, you may want to move to a different author.
If you're a lady please continue and please understand that what I say is from my heart.
Your response -- my response
You're only interested in sex - - I am interested in you, sex would be nice.
You just want to get in a girl's pants - - I am interested in you, I'm sure that what is in the pants is perfect and would be just as nice.
You don't even know me - - Nor you me, but I'd like to know you.
I might be ugly - - A woman is never ugly.
I might be too thin, too average, or too fat - - You're perfect as you are.
I might be too short or too tall - - As I said, you're perfect as you are.
I could be disabled or challenged - - I have no doubt that you're a challenge, but you're a beautiful lady, the rest doesn't matter.
Would you push my wheelchair? - - When can we Anadolu Yakası Escort (http://www.escortdenisa.com/) leave?
Would you change my bedpan? - - Can I use a clothespin on my nose?
I may be married - - How fortunate he is.
I may have a bunch of kids - - Lucky kids.
I like dogs, or cats, or birds - - So do I.
I can't have animals around - - I'll get rid of them.
I may be poor, ill-mannered, uneducated - - So might I, but this is what you are.
I like gifts - - If I can afford them, or earn them, they're my pleasure to give.
I may hate sex, or love too much sex - - I hope I can help, should the occasion rise.
I may be bi-sexual or gay - - Not if you're reading this.
I don't like group sex - - Me, too.
I don't like a lot of sex - - You set the rules.
I need attention - - As often as you like.
I may run around - - I hope you won't have to
I like tall guys - - I can Pendik Escort (http://www.escortgb.com/) wear lifts in my shoes.
I like short guys - - Please remove my legs.
I like skinny men - - don't feed me.
I like fat men - - Got any pie?
I like strong men - - I'll forget to use my 'Right Guard'.
I like sportsmen - - Do you like my Nike's?
I like Nerds - - Do you know the general solution to the 'Wave Equation'?
Do you write? - - Not very well.
I'm allergic to dust - - I can vacuum.
I don't like housework - - I'll do it or get a maid.
What if I'd like a male housekeeper - - May I be home when he's here?
I don't like staying home - - We'll rent an apartment.
I mean I like to get out of the house - - Me, too.
You're crowding me - - I'll back up.
You're stalking me - - Send me away.
I don't like you - - I'll leave.
You've never seen me, and can't see me now - - Kurtköy Escort (http://www.escortgb.com/) You're in my heart and mind.
You're naïve - - I'm satisfied.
Do you like me the way I am? - - I adore you the way you are.
You're too meek - - I know what I want.
My feet hurt - - May I massage them?
Do you have a brother? - - He's old and ugly (Two years older than I am, looks more like your favorite TV/Movie star, not like me).
Any sisters? - - No, unfortunately.
Do you have a good job? - - Not as good as I'd like, but adequate for my needs.
Do you have an education? - - I'm still working on improving it.
Will you cherish me? - - In every way.
Will you cheat? - - Only if we can't afford the taxes.
Would you go to prison for me? - - You've already imprisoned me.
Are you forgiving? - - Forever.
Are you a good lover? - - I'd like you to tell me, or train me.
Do you have staying power? - - I'll seriously work on it.
Do you like oral sex? - - Anyway will be perfect.
Would you love me? - - I do.
Is this going to be a one night stand? - - You decide.
Doesn't anything about me bother you? - - Only that you don't realize how great you are.