Pizza

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Laying in my room, alone, as usual. Thinking I should do -something-, when my roommate Jake comes home. Launching myself up, I call out "Did you eat yet?"
"Nah, noy yet."
"Hungry?"
"Yeah, I'm always down to eat."
"Lets go out and grab pizza, my treat."
"Thanks dude, I owe y..."
"No owing me shit, we're hungry, so let's just eat" I hate this idea of doing favours or owing someone just because they get food. Just eat and be happy for it.
Sitting at Joe's Pizza and deli, we easily eat a large pizza. "So how did your date go?" Jake asks. "The one with, um, I'm assuming her name isn't that important."
"Sarah... and no, I don't know why she agreed to go out with me. She picked everything and was still pissed off when we went there."
"What about after that? Get any action?" he laughed.
"Well, things got a little heated when we sat outside her apt. We were making out, she asked me to reach under her skirt and I found no panties..."
"Oh, awesome. So you fucked in her driveway?" The excitement in his voice is unavoidable.
"No."
"No?!"
"She left after I fingered her, she came and she went, so I came home frustrated and too depressed to rub one out. So I crawled in bed and watched porn on my phone"

"Damn dude, that's shitty for you, baller for her though, That was a top notch move for her. Cum